12.01.09 - The Motherfuckers From Facinora (BRA) Are Fucking Fantastic
Belo Horizonte trash metal band Facinora owned the stage at the Matriz with original line-up Igor Rodrigues, Eder Nunes, Allem Villela, and bass bastard Andersson Ferret presenting their new album 'Born In Fear'.
The original Osted nigga bad-ass Dons officially accepted the nominaton as Motherfucker of the Year 2008 fllowing many years of dedicated service and relentless gangbanging.
01.07.08 Official Statement:
'Øm Motherfuckers Apologize For Bikini Babe Overload'
Øm Motherfuckers apologize to all guests at Roskilde Festival 2008 for the massive overload of bikini babes flashing Øm Motherfuckers stickers. However, Øm Motherfuckers cannot take responsibility for any accidents caused by sticker flashing bikini chicks.
Report a babe
Øm Motherfuckers urge all incidents involving sticker flashing girls to be reported to us and we will take care of the problem.
04.06.2005 Entombed Enjoys A Loaf Of Limpa With Øm Motherfuckers
Always aware of friends' needs Øm Motherfuckers supplied Swedish death metal rockers Entombed with a fresh loaf of limpa as well as a framed cover of the new ØMMF remix: 'Some Limpa Morning'. Petrov and the rest of the band was very pleased, making an oath never to open the sacred bread.
If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,
C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,
You can kiss my country ass.
05.07.07 Roskilde Festival 2007: Official Opening By Øm Motherfuckers
Join the official opening of Roskilde Festival 2007 on Thursday 05.07.07 at 16:00. Two brave gentlemen will speak up on behalf of the masses against the evils of this world in general and Camp West in particular.
You will find us at Camp East, Section H30 (right in front of the Orange Stage main entrance) look out for the giant Øm Motherfuckers banner.
16:00 Official Opening Schedule
1) Statsminister Espen Granrud (N) gives his view on the world at this very moment.
2) Sundhedsminister Lasse Mestervom (S) speaks on health and other important issues regarding the human body and the wonderful and curious things you can do with it. Volunteers might be needed.
3) Statsministeren rings the bell and officially declares Roskilde Festival 2007 in effect!
4) Statsministeren totally rocks with an acoustic version of his own smash hit: 'Hun Er Aldeles For Ful Til At Bli Kørt Over' (She Is Way Too Ugly To Be Hit By A Car'). followed by D:A:D standards and lots of cheers.
5) As the massive roar from the ØMMF audience fades out you might just be able to hear the weak whisper from the Orange Stage as they make a faint attempt at their unoffical opening of the festival.
02.07.07 Roskilde Festival Admits: No Festival Without Øm Motherfuckers
In an official statement Roskilde Festival official spokesperson Esben Danielsen and former Roskilde Festival CEO Leif Skov openly admit the impossibilty of the mere thought of a Roskilde Festival without the cooperation and hegemony of Øm Motherfuckers.
01.07.07 Øm Motherfuckers And Viggo Er En Kage Join Forces
Long time partners in crime Viggo Er En Kage merge camp with Øm Motherfuckers for Roskilde Festival 2007.
As always the Viggo gentlemen will host a reception Saturday at 13:00 offering rare delicacies, serving only the most exclusive dishes made with carefully selected ingredients accompanied with very fine beverages.
After swimming in Jägermeister with Nico and Petrov of Entombed in the friendly and booze-soaked atmosphere of the Entombed backstage room, the chief rebel angels asked if they could play their gig wearing Øm Motherfuckers stickers?
Mika Botfeldt, founder and editor of legendary metal mag 'Metalized' celebrated the immortal magazine's 50th anniversery issue with Øm Motherfuckers in a pool of booze.
Finnish metal heads Deathbound promised Øm Motherfuckers certain death within seconds if appropriate amounts of money weren't invested immediately in their crap ass merchandise.
A dangerous situation: Napalm Death mixed with Øm Motherfuckers and a dash of Blackpool babes, just to add some spice. Everything louder than everything else ...
All hail the King: Tommelstok proclaimed Motherfucker Of The Year 2006!
18.12.2006 Knockin' Down Beers With Treekillaz
Swiss hard rockers Treekillaz need a break between gigs as much as anyone and so they hang out with Øm Motherfuckers knocking down Tuborg Gold and sharing tales from rock'n'roll life on the road.
Rock-solid Sweden blown up again, Skåne washed away in snaps, quiet countryside ripped to pieces with non-stop heavy metal, flak lights and dynamite. Mission: Accomplished.
16.10.2006 Rock Sluts Meldrum Banged Hard
Swedish-American rock sluts Meldrum banged hard and played loud in good company of Øm Motherfuckers. Note: Poor image quality resembles that of their music.
One weeks' massive overload of the best things in life came to an abrupt end with the Sunday sunset over this years' Roskilde Festival.
As a tribute to the fantastic festival the ØMMF Snas Of The Day will feature a new Roskilde Festival girl every day for the rest of summer enjoy!
29.06.2006 Roskilde Festival 2006: Official Opening By Øm Motherfuckers
Join the official opening of Roskilde Festival 2006 on Thursday 29.06.06 at 16:00. Two brave gentlemen will speak up on behalf of the masses against the evils of this world in general and Camp West in particular.
You will find us at Camp East, F section (right in front of the Festival Radio and the Orange Stage main entrance) look out for the giant Øm Motherfuckers banner.
16:00 Official Opening Schedule
1) Statsminister Espen Granrud (N) gives his view on the world at this very moment.
2) Sundhedsminister Lasse Mestervom (S) speaks on health and other important issues regarding the human body and the wonderful and curious things you can do to it. Volunteers might be needed.
3) Statsministeren rings the bell and officially declares Roskilde Festival 2006 in effect!
4) Statsministeren totally rocks with an acoustic version of his own smash hit: 'Hun Er Aldeles For Ful Til At Bli Kørt Over' (She Is Way Too Ugly To Be Hit By A Car'). followed by D:A:D standards and lots of cheers.
5) As the massive roar from the ØMMF audience fades out you might just be able to hear the weak whisper from the Orange Stage as they make a faint attempt at their unoffical opening of the festival.
16.06.2006 Everything's Gone (T-shirtwise, That Is ...)
This years' limited edition ØMMF T-shirts were sold out in just three days. For all the unfortunate ones that didn't make it, there is only one answer: > ØMMF Shop
13.06.2006 Dress Up For Summer, ØMMF Style
Face this summer's festivals and fuckbuddies well dressed in Øm Motherfuckers limited edition T-shirts. This year's range features two brand new designs: > Gunroses > The Motherfucker
Øm Motherfuckers parabeniza este jovem casal muito lindo, Anelise e Paulo. O casamento foi visto ao vivo pelo ØMMF e o casal foi homenageado com um ataque de adesivos e a apresentação do video ØMMf Samba/Power num telão para os 250 convidados que ficaram admirados.
Øm Motherfuckers pay tribute to the glorious girls of Gimle with a whole week's worth of Gimle-snas galore in ØMMF Snas Of The Day.
26.05.06 Clawfinger Tell Øm Motherfuckers The Truth
Mental asylum leftovers Clawfinger (SWE / NOR) unleashed their rage on Øm Motherfuckers as they growled: 'The truth ... tell me the truth, motherfuckers!'
Stir up an ice cold caipirinha, turn up the heat, kick back, and prepare yourself for garotas, chicas ricas and gatas negras in the new Øm Motherfuckers release: ØMMF Samba.
Kerry King from the mightiest of metal bands, Slayer, salutes Øm Motherfuckers during a hardcore drinking session with his mates from the mightiest of festival camps, Viggo Er En Kage.
Take a walk down memory lane and listen to the long lost interview with old school porn dealer and raging bull of fury, late and legendary Schwenke. Interview made by Øm Motherfuckers and Anders Aagaard in 1991.
An old friend says happy new year to Øm Motherfuckers with the above pix. But who is the man with the nasty cigar? Is it Schwenke's younger brother? Tell us!
Øm Motherfuckers salute Laz with the prestigious title 'Motherfucker Of The Year 2005' awarded in recognition of many years of research in the exciting field of pyrotechnics for the benefit of Øm Motherfuckers. Take care New Years' Eve, Laz!
HRH Crown Prince Frederik and HRH Crown Princess Mary were very happy with ØMMF's present for the new born Lilleprins; a classic ØMMF Kids Sticker T-shirt that is sure to turn heads this summer as the little fella patrols his soon-to-be kingdom.
ØMMF Kids Wear will be available to common people as well in the ØMMF Shop during January 2006 stay tuned!
09.12.05 Hanging Out With Gregos & Troianos In São Paulo
São Paulo rock stars Gregos & Troianos joined ØMMF for a night of booze, beer, and beautiful Brazilian babes. Without their kind assistance ØMMF might never have found out about The Pink Panther Club.
Motherfuckers ... fuck mothers! One BMW blown up, one massive gasoline explosion, one Peugeot lost and left in the deep forrest, one firestarter in sweet dreams, one nation, one love.
14.11.05 ØMMF About To Blow Up Sweden
ØMMF join forces with dynamite and gunpowder in order to celebrate ourselves during three festive days of gasoline, snaps, and mayhem.
24.10.05 Timmy P Over The Top!
As always Timmy P was untouchable behind the wheels of steel as L.O.C. hit the Vega crowd in the face Saturday. A serious slos parade lined up to greet the man afterwards but as a true gentleman he chose to have a pint with ØMMF instead.
Experience Timmy P old time makker of ØMMF live on stage and in total turntable control with L.O.C. at VEGA Saturday 22 October.
15.09.05 FC Zulu Thrashed 12-0
In spite of being just eight players on the field Langvad GF easily outplayed nerds FC Zulu 12-0 in the showdown match on a packed Langvad Stadion. Legendary FC Zulu coach Mark Strudal played midfield but to no avail as the Langvad side was cheered on by a massive crowd of supporters.
The match was much anticipated by Langvad GF players and supporters eager to revenge the theft of the beautiful Langvad GF crest by celebrity team FC Zulu, a television concept already sweeping across Europe.
At long last Langvad GF will revenge the theft of the design of the LGF crest. The dispute over logo rights will be settled on the field as Langvad GF takes on FC Zulu on home ground on 15 September 2005 at 18:00 hrs. Be there to witness a true anlægsfight!
19.08.05 Mark Strudal vs Øm Motherfuckers
The Legend unleashed his skills on the joint forces of Øm Motherfuckers and Danish football club Langvad GF. Strudal showed no mercy in the boot camp training session leading up to the much-hyped showdown match of Langvad GF vs FC Zulu on 15 September 2005.
Read Roskilde Festivals' official report on the grand opening by Øm Motherfuckers with thought evoking speeches by elderly statesmen Statsministeren (S) and Sundhedsministeren (N).
02.07.05 New Snas Approach Towards Øm Motherfuckers
Strangely, this year Roskilde Festival babes crave ØMMF stickers on their behind. It's a totally new approach but no worries: Øm Motherfuckers know how to handle numsepiger.
02.07.05 Viggo Er En Kage Celebrates 25 Years Anniversary
Once again Øm Motherfuckers' makkere Viggo Er En Kage proudly presents Red Warszawa (DK) in concert. The shit hits the fan and everyone else Saturday at 13:00 on Camp East.
01.07.05 Roskilde Festival Recognizes Øm Motherfuckers As Only Official Opening
Roskilde Festival recognizes the Øm Motherfuckers opening act on Thursday 16:00 as the only official opening of the festival. The official festival website reports from this years opening speeches by Statsministeren (N) and Sundhedsministeren (S).
30.06.05 Roskilde Festival 2005: Official Opening By Øm Motherfuckers
Join the official opening of Roskilde Festival 2005 on Thursday 30.06.05 at 16:00. Two brave gentlemen will speak up on behalf of the masses against the evils of this world in general and Camp West in particular.
16:00 OFFICIAL OPENING SCHEDULE
Statsminister Espen Granrud (N) gives his view on the world at this very moment.
Sundhedsminister Lasse Mestervom (S) speaks on health and other important issues regarding the human body and the wonderful and curious things you can do to it. Volunteers might be needed.
Statsministeren rings the bell and officially declares Roskilde Festival 2005 in effect!
Statsministeren totally rocks with an acoustic version of his own smash hit: 'Hun Er Aldeles For Ful Til At Bli Kørt Over' (She Is Way Too Ugly To Be Hit By A Car'). followed by D:A:D standards and lots of cheers.
As the massive roar from the ØMMF audience fades out you might just be able to hear the weak whisper from the Orange Stage as they make a faint attempt at their unoffical opening of the festival.
26.06.05 Roskilde Festival Babes: 'We Want ØMMF Stickers Now!'
The only thing able to make a nice Roskilde Festival babe even nicer is the original Øm Motherfuckers sticker ... As always on Roskilde Festival watch out for the summer sweet girls roaming the festival area only wearing a tight bikini and the red-black-yellow insignia as close to the heart as possible.