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12.01.09 - The Motherfuckers From Facinora (BRA) Are Fucking Fantastic

Belo Horizonte trash metal band Facinora owned the stage at the Matriz with original line-up Igor Rodrigues, Eder Nunes, Allem Villela, and bass bastard Andersson Ferret presenting their new album 'Born In Fear'.

Celebs > Facinora
Official site > Facinora

Øm Motherfuckers

28.12.08 – Motherfucker of The Year 2008

The original Osted nigga – bad-ass Dons – officially accepted the nominaton as Motherfucker of the Year 2008 fllowing many years of dedicated service and relentless gangbanging.

Øm Motherfuckers

01.07.08 Official Statement:
'Øm Motherfuckers Apologize For Bikini Babe Overload'

Øm Motherfuckers apologize to all guests at Roskilde Festival 2008 for the massive overload of bikini babes flashing Øm Motherfuckers stickers. However, Øm Motherfuckers cannot take responsibility for any accidents caused by sticker flashing bikini chicks.

Report a babe
Øm Motherfuckers urge all incidents involving sticker flashing girls to be reported to us and we will take care of the problem.

E-mail > babe@ommf.dk
Forum > ØMMF Forum


04.06.2005 Entombed Enjoys A Loaf Of Limpa With Øm Motherfuckers

Always aware of friends' needs Øm Motherfuckers supplied Swedish death metal rockers Entombed with a fresh loaf of limpa as well as a framed cover of the new ØMMF remix: 'Some Limpa Morning'. Petrov and the rest of the band was very pleased, making an oath never to open the sacred bread.

Celebs > Entombed


19.02.08 Volbeat Join Øm Motherfuckers For Just Another Day At The Office

Sunk into a pool o' booze Volbeat flashed ØMMF stickers on just another triumphant night on their endless tour de force of boogie metal.

Celebs > Volbeat


24.11.07 ØMMF Got Friends In Low Places

If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,
C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,
You can kiss my country ass.

Video > ØMMF Country


10.10.07 Øm Motherfuckers Go Insane With The Psyke Project

A night out with Danish death metal band and asylum AWOL's The Psyke Project could make anyone insane in the midbrain.

Celebs > The Psyke Project
Official site > The Psyke Project


29.08.07 Bonde Do Role Brazilian Waxed By Øm Motherfuckers

Brazilian baile funk stars Bonde Do Role got a proper Brazilian wax by Øm Motherfuckers. Garotas e meninhas all over ...

Celebs > Bonde Do Role
Official site > Bonde Do Role


09.07.07 Don't Believe The Hype

Newspapers
Information > Roskildeveteraner laver fusion på festivalpladsen (Danish)
Information > Roskildeveteraner laver fusion på festivalpladsen (Danish, pdf)
MetroXpress Festival Globe > Festivalrockere åbner Roskilde (Danish)
Media > Newspapers

Websites
roskildefestival.dk > Motherfuckers In Holy Mud (English)
roskildefestival.dk > Motherfuckers In Holy Mud (English, pdf)
roskildefestival.dk > Motherfuckers i helligt mudder (Danish)
roskildefestival.dk > Motherfuckers i helligt mudder (Danish, pdf)
Media > Websites


05.07.07 Roskilde Festival 2007: Official Opening By Øm Motherfuckers

Join the official opening of Roskilde Festival 2007 on Thursday 05.07.07 at 16:00. Two brave gentlemen will speak up on behalf of the masses against the evils of this world in general and Camp West in particular.

You will find us at Camp East, Section H30 (right in front of the Orange Stage main entrance) – look out for the giant Øm Motherfuckers banner.

16:00 Official Opening – Schedule

1) Statsminister Espen Granrud (N) gives his view on the world at this very moment.

2) Sundhedsminister Lasse Mestervom (S) speaks on health and other important issues regarding the human body and the wonderful and curious things you can do with it. Volunteers might be needed.

3) Statsministeren rings the bell and officially declares Roskilde Festival 2007 in effect!

4) Statsministeren totally rocks with an acoustic version of his own smash hit: 'Hun Er Aldeles For Ful Til At Bli Kørt Over' (She Is Way Too Ugly To Be Hit By A Car'). followed by D:A:D standards and lots of cheers.

5) As the massive roar from the ØMMF audience fades out you might just be able to hear the weak whisper from the Orange Stage as they make a faint attempt at their unoffical opening of the festival.

Reports from the 2005 opening

> Official statement onthe 2005 opening (English) on roskildefestival.dk
> Official statement on the 2005 opening (Danish) on roskildestival.dk
Originals > Statsministeren (N)
Originals > Sundhedsministeren (S)


02.07.07 Roskilde Festival Admits: No Festival Without Øm Motherfuckers

In an official statement Roskilde Festival official spokesperson Esben Danielsen and former Roskilde Festival CEO Leif Skov openly admit the impossibilty of the mere thought of a Roskilde Festival without the cooperation and hegemony of Øm Motherfuckers.

Celebs > Esben Danielsen
Celebs > Leif Skov
Video > Official statement by Esben Danielsen and Leif Skov
Official site > Roskilde Festival


01.07.07 Øm Motherfuckers And Viggo Er En Kage Join Forces

Long time partners in crime Viggo Er En Kage merge camp with Øm Motherfuckers for Roskilde Festival 2007.

As always the Viggo gentlemen will host a reception Saturday at 13:00 offering rare delicacies, serving only the most exclusive dishes made with carefully selected ingredients accompanied with very fine beverages.

Official site > Viggo Er En Kage


30.05.07 Øm Motherfuckers Entombed Alive

After swimming in Jägermeister with Nico and Petrov of Entombed in the friendly and booze-soaked atmosphere of the Entombed backstage room, the chief rebel angels asked if they could play their gig wearing Øm Motherfuckers stickers?

Well, of course – when in Sodom ...

Celebs > Entombed
Official site > Entombed


22.04.07 Mika Made Motherfuckers Metalized

Mika Botfeldt, founder and editor of legendary metal mag 'Metalized' celebrated the immortal magazine's 50th anniversery issue with Øm Motherfuckers in a pool of booze.

Celebs > Mika 'Metailzed' Botfeldt
Official site > Mika Botfeldt


05.04.2007 Øm Motherfuckers Deathbound

Finnish metal heads Deathbound promised Øm Motherfuckers certain death within seconds if appropriate amounts of money weren't invested immediately in their crap ass merchandise.

Celebs > Deathbound
Official site > Deathbound


26.02.2007 ØMMF Resident DJ Anders Aagaard

Just a few new pics of the faceless joker behind the happy voice and the happy vibes in your radio.

Celebs > DJ Anders Aagaard
Official site > DJ Anders Aagaard


30.01.2007 Vase Cup 2007

Legendary five-a-side indoor football tournament Vase Cup is open to all of us chasing eternal glory.

Kick-off Saturday 31 March 2007 at 14:00, Langvad Park.

All entries to be registered no later than Thursday 20 March 2007 at
> vasecup@ommf.dk

Vase Cup history > History


16.01.2007 Napalm Death Upon Øm Motherfuckers

A dangerous situation: Napalm Death mixed with Øm Motherfuckers and a dash of Blackpool babes, just to add some spice. Everything louder than everything else ...

Celebs > Napalm Death
Official site > Napalm Death


05.01.2007 Motherfucker Of The Year 2006

All hail the King: Tommelstok proclaimed Motherfucker Of The Year 2006!


18.12.2006 Knockin' Down Beers With Treekillaz

Swiss hard rockers Treekillaz need a break between gigs as much as anyone and so they hang out with Øm Motherfuckers knocking down Tuborg Gold and sharing tales from rock'n'roll life on the road.

Official site > Treekillaz
Celebs > Treekillaz


26.11.2006 The Swedish Job

Rock-solid Sweden blown up again, Skåne washed away in snaps, quiet countryside ripped to pieces with non-stop heavy metal, flak lights and dynamite. Mission: Accomplished.


16.10.2006 Rock Sluts Meldrum Banged Hard

Swedish-American rock sluts Meldrum banged hard and played loud in good company of Øm Motherfuckers. Note: Poor image quality resembles that of their music.

Celebs > Meldrum
Official site > Meldrum


04.10.2006 Hip Hop Rio With Marcelo D2

Brazilian pioneers Marcelo D2 rocked the block with favela style hip hop and ØMMF stickers all over.

Celebs > Marcelo D2
Official site > Marcelo D2


24.09.2006 Volbeat Play It Good And Loud

Hardrockers Volbeat punished guitars, beer, and Øm Motherfuckers with massive amounts of pure and simple ass-kicking. Good and loud. Very loud.

Celebs > Volbeat


14.07.2006 Politiken: Øm Motherfuckers Declare Roskilde Festival Officially Open!

Danish daily Politiken reports from the Official Opening of Roskilde Festival 2006 by Øm Motherfuckers. Read the full text in Media > Newspapers

Media > Newspapers
Politiken > The article on ibyen.dk


04.07.2006 Roskilde Snas Festival

One weeks' massive overload of the best things in life came to an abrupt end with the Sunday sunset over this years' Roskilde Festival.

As a tribute to the fantastic festival the ØMMF Snas Of The Day will feature a new Roskilde Festival girl every day for the rest of summer – enjoy!


29.06.2006 Roskilde Festival 2006: Official Opening By Øm Motherfuckers

Join the official opening of Roskilde Festival 2006 on Thursday 29.06.06 at 16:00. Two brave gentlemen will speak up on behalf of the masses against the evils of this world in general and Camp West in particular.

You will find us at Camp East, F section (right in front of the Festival Radio and the Orange Stage main entrance) – look out for the giant Øm Motherfuckers banner.

16:00 Official Opening – Schedule

1) Statsminister Espen Granrud (N) gives his view on the world at this very moment.

2) Sundhedsminister Lasse Mestervom (S) speaks on health and other important issues regarding the human body and the wonderful and curious things you can do to it. Volunteers might be needed.

3) Statsministeren rings the bell and officially declares Roskilde Festival 2006 in effect!

4) Statsministeren totally rocks with an acoustic version of his own smash hit: 'Hun Er Aldeles For Ful Til At Bli Kørt Over' (She Is Way Too Ugly To Be Hit By A Car'). followed by D:A:D standards and lots of cheers.

5) As the massive roar from the ØMMF audience fades out you might just be able to hear the weak whisper from the Orange Stage as they make a faint attempt at their unoffical opening of the festival.

Reports from the 2005 opening

> Official statement onthe 2005 opening (English) on roskildefestival.dk
> Official statement on the 2005 opening (Danish) on roskildestival.dk
Originals > Statsministeren (N)
Originals > Sundhedsministeren (S)


16.06.2006 Everything's Gone (T-shirtwise, That Is ...)

This years' limited edition ØMMF T-shirts were sold out in just three days. For all the unfortunate ones that didn't make it, there is only one answer: > ØMMF Shop


13.06.2006 Dress Up For Summer, ØMMF Style

Face this summer's festivals and fuckbuddies well dressed in Øm Motherfuckers limited edition T-shirts. This year's range features two brand new designs:
> Gunroses
> The Motherfucker

More ØMMF gear? Visit > ØMMF Shop


11.06.2006 Parabéns Á Anelise E Paulo

Øm Motherfuckers parabeniza este jovem casal muito lindo, Anelise e Paulo. O casamento foi visto ao vivo pelo ØMMF e o casal foi homenageado com um ataque de adesivos e a apresentação do video ØMMf Samba/Power num telão para os 250 convidados que ficaram admirados.

> Veja as fotos de casamento
> Veja ØMMF Power e ØMMF Samba


05.06.2006 Glorious Girls Of Gimle

Øm Motherfuckers pay tribute to the glorious girls of Gimle with a whole week's worth of Gimle-snas galore in ØMMF Snas Of The Day.


26.05.06 Clawfinger Tell Øm Motherfuckers The Truth

Mental asylum leftovers Clawfinger (SWE / NOR) unleashed their rage on Øm Motherfuckers as they growled: 'The truth ... tell me the truth, motherfuckers!'

Celebs > Clawfinger


27.04.06 Blockbuster Premiere: ØMMF Samba

Stir up an ice cold caipirinha, turn up the heat, kick back, and prepare yourself for garotas, chicas ricas and gatas negras in the new Øm Motherfuckers release: ØMMF Samba.

Video > ØMMF Samba


05.04.06 Compadres MC Says Welcome To The Jungle

Compadres MC of deep down São Paulo, Brazil, greets Øm Motherfuckers with fresh pics of sticker attacked machinery.

Celebs > Compadres MC


12.02.06 Slayer Salutes Øm Motherfuckers

Kerry King from the mightiest of metal bands, Slayer, salutes Øm Motherfuckers during a hardcore drinking session with his mates from the mightiest of festival camps, Viggo Er En Kage.

Celebs > Slayer
ØMMF stickers > ØMMF Shop
Official site > Slayer


29.01.06 Øm Motherfuckers Got The Heartattacks

Swedish-Japanese punk rock band The Heartattacks joined forces with Øm Motherfuckers, exchanging stickers and cd's.

Celebs> The Heartattacks
Download > The Heartattacks: Can't Stand It (mp3)
Download > The Heartattacks: Friday Night (mp3)
Download > The Heartattacks: Let's Go Rock N' Roll (mp3)
Download > The Heatattacks: Wanted You (mp3)
ØMMF stickers > ØMMF Shop
Official site > The Heartattacks


17.01.06 The Schwenke Interview!

Take a walk down memory lane and listen to the long lost interview with old school porn dealer and raging bull of fury, late and legendary Schwenke. Interview made by Øm Motherfuckers and Anders Aagaard in 1991.

Download > The Schwenke Intervew (Quicktime, 2.1 mb)
Media > Radio
Celebs> DJ Anders Aagaard
Discuss > ØMMF Forum


09.01.06 Holy Smoke! Greetings From ...

An old friend says happy new year to Øm Motherfuckers with the above pix. But who is the man with the nasty cigar? Is it Schwenke's younger brother? Tell us!

> ØMMF Forum


29.12.05 Motherfucker Of The Year 2005

Øm Motherfuckers salute Laz with the prestigious title 'Motherfucker Of The Year 2005' awarded in recognition of many years of research in the exciting field of pyrotechnics – for the benefit of Øm Motherfuckers. Take care New Years' Eve, Laz!

> Download award video
> Award history


20.12.05 Danish Royalty Loves ØMMF

HRH Crown Prince Frederik and HRH Crown Princess Mary were very happy with ØMMF's present for the new born Lilleprins; a classic ØMMF Kids Sticker T-shirt that is sure to turn heads this summer as the little fella patrols his soon-to-be kingdom.

ØMMF Kids Wear will be available to common people as well in the ØMMF Shop during January 2006 – stay tuned!

> Thank you letter in larger size
> HRH Crown Prince Frederik and HRH Crown Princess Mary official site
> ØMMF Shop


09.12.05 Hanging Out With Gregos & Troianos In São Paulo

São Paulo rock stars Gregos & Troianos joined ØMMF for a night of booze, beer, and beautiful Brazilian babes. Without their kind assistance ØMMF might never have found out about The Pink Panther Club.

Celebs > Gregos & Troianos
> Gregos & Troianos official homepage


23.11.05 Flames Of Fury

Motherfuckers ... fuck mothers! One BMW blown up, one massive gasoline explosion, one Peugeot lost and left in the deep forrest, one firestarter in sweet dreams, one nation, one love.


14.11.05 ØMMF About To Blow Up Sweden

ØMMF join forces with dynamite and gunpowder in order to celebrate ourselves during three festive days of gasoline, snaps, and mayhem.


24.10.05 Timmy P Over The Top!

As always Timmy P was untouchable behind the wheels of steel as L.O.C. hit the Vega crowd in the face Saturday. A serious slos parade lined up to greet the man afterwards but as a true gentleman he chose to have a pint with ØMMF instead.

Celebs > Timmy P
> Photo report
> L.O.C.


27.09.05 Timmy P In Concert With L.O.C.

Experience Timmy P – old time makker of ØMMF – live on stage and in total turntable control with L.O.C. at VEGA Saturday 22 October.


15.09.05 FC Zulu Thrashed 12-0

In spite of being just eight players on the field Langvad GF easily outplayed nerds FC Zulu 12-0 in the showdown match on a packed Langvad Stadion. Legendary FC Zulu coach Mark Strudal played midfield but to no avail as the Langvad side was cheered on by a massive crowd of supporters.

The match was much anticipated by Langvad GF players and supporters eager to revenge the theft of the beautiful Langvad GF crest by celebrity team FC Zulu, a television concept already sweeping across Europe.

> Photo report
> FC Zulu


22.08.05 Langvad GF vs FC Zulu

At long last Langvad GF will revenge the theft of the design of the LGF crest. The dispute over logo rights will be settled on the field as Langvad GF takes on FC Zulu on home ground on 15 September 2005 at 18:00 hrs. Be there to witness a true anlægsfight!


19.08.05 Mark Strudal vs Øm Motherfuckers

The Legend unleashed his skills on the joint forces of Øm Motherfuckers and Danish football club Langvad GF. Strudal showed no mercy in the boot camp training session leading up to the much-hyped showdown match of Langvad GF vs FC Zulu on 15 September 2005.

Celebs > Mark Strudal
> Photo report


03.07.05 Roskilde Festival: 'Øm Motherfuckers This Years Highlight'

On its' website Roskilde Festival 2005 looks back at this years' highlights – one of them being Øm Motherfuckers.

> 2005 memories on Roskilde Festival website (English)
> 2005 memories on Roskilde Festival site (Danish)


02.07.05 Sundhedsministeren (S): 'If Everybody Fucks Everybody, Everybody Gets To Fuck'

Read Roskilde Festivals' official report on the grand opening by Øm Motherfuckers with thought evoking speeches by elderly statesmen Statsministeren (S) and Sundhedsministeren (N).

> Report on the Roskilde Festival website (English)
> Report on the Roskilde Festival website (Danish)
Originals > Statsministeren (N)
Originals > Sundhedsministeren (S)


02.07.05 Bnegão (BRA) Joins Øm Motherfuckers

Brazilian rap star Bnegão and his band Os Seletores De Freqüência joined Øm Motherfuckers after his performance on Roskilde Festival 2005.

Celebs > Bnegão


02.07.05 New Snas Approach Towards Øm Motherfuckers

Strangely, this year Roskilde Festival babes crave ØMMF stickers on their behind. It's a totally new approach but no worries: Øm Motherfuckers know how to handle numsepiger.

> ØMMF Snas Of The Day


02.07.05 Viggo Er En Kage Celebrates 25 Years Anniversary

Once again Øm Motherfuckers' makkere Viggo Er En Kage proudly presents Red Warszawa (DK) in concert. The shit hits the fan and everyone else Saturday at 13:00 on Camp East.

Official site > Viggo Er En Kage


01.07.05 Roskilde Festival Recognizes Øm Motherfuckers As Only Official Opening

Roskilde Festival recognizes the Øm Motherfuckers opening act on Thursday 16:00 as the only official opening of the festival. The official festival website reports from this years opening speeches by Statsministeren (N) and Sundhedsministeren (S).

> Official statement on Roskilde Festival website (English)
> Official statement on Roskilde Festival website (Danish)


30.06.05 Roskilde Festival 2005: Official Opening By Øm Motherfuckers

Join the official opening of Roskilde Festival 2005 on Thursday 30.06.05 at 16:00. Two brave gentlemen will speak up on behalf of the masses against the evils of this world in general and Camp West in particular.

16:00 OFFICIAL OPENING – SCHEDULE

– Statsminister Espen Granrud (N) gives his view on the world at this very moment.

– Sundhedsminister Lasse Mestervom (S) speaks on health and other important issues regarding the human body and the wonderful and curious things you can do to it. Volunteers might be needed.

– Statsministeren rings the bell and officially declares Roskilde Festival 2005 in effect!

– Statsministeren totally rocks with an acoustic version of his own smash hit: 'Hun Er Aldeles For Ful Til At Bli Kørt Over' (She Is Way Too Ugly To Be Hit By A Car'). followed by D:A:D standards and lots of cheers.

– As the massive roar from the ØMMF audience fades out you might just be able to hear the weak whisper from the Orange Stage as they make a faint attempt at their unoffical opening of the festival.


26.06.05 Roskilde Festival Babes: 'We Want ØMMF Stickers Now!'

The only thing able to make a nice Roskilde Festival babe even nicer is the original Øm Motherfuckers sticker ... As always on Roskilde Festival watch out for the summer sweet girls roaming the festival area only wearing a tight bikini and the red-black-yellow insignia as close to the heart as possible.

> Post your own ØMMF Snas


25.06.05 ommf.dk 5.0 Launched

For a brief review of older updates go to ØMMF History

> History


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